Politicians’ Progress: One Steps Sideways, Two Steps Back

We need to cut taxes! We need to cut spending! We need to protect the Military’s budget and allow it to grow! We need a balanced budget!

These themes seem to echo from some recent national exercise just barely beyond the recollection of the public awareness, an attention span deficit disorder if ever there was one. Given the citizenry’s ire about their government and the collective perception of an inept governmental vision, we have every politician and political party panicking and trying to find some course to sail their leaking and unseaworthy skiffs through the winds of this erratic Zeitgeist.

Let’s do the math!

The Military and Social Security are competing for the top position in the Federal budget. Social Security will win in 2010, but the Department of Defense is projected to take the lead in 2011. Health Care comes in next, although if you slice the pie a little differently it may be able to take first place in either year. We then get to Welfare and Interest on the Debit. We are now well past 80% of the budget. And let’s face it, we haven’t done much actual government yet! But we have accounted for $2.84 Trillion of the $3.55 Trillion 2010 budget. Surely if we cut half of the remaining $710 Billion, that’s $355 Billion for those Americans who helped put us in the 34th place in math among leading industrial nations, we would all save such an enormous amount that all our problems would disappear. Now if there are ~310M citizens (let’s not go there, it’s not a salient point here) then that budget cut would reduce taxes by $1,145.00 per person. Now I would like to have another thousand dollars to use to benefit myself; but I am not at all sure that it is enough to make up for a lot of that stuff that the federal government, albeit it very poorly and inefficiently, did with that money. And I am pretty sure that in the long run I would be better off if that $355 Billion were applied to paying down to national debt.

Returning to our political leaders (sorry I can’t think of a more apropos term but it’s hard to identify what they represent since it is not leadership), they are all about to line up behind the tax-cut, spend-cut, grow military, and balance budget scam under which they will do nothing significant to solving America’s problems. Cutting taxes and cutting spending while sounding good is not a guaranteed or even a likely solution to the deficit, to the economy, to jobs, or to the long-term interests of the American people. But it will do the one thing that is important, the one thing that is more important than the costs that every citizen will incur, the one thing that every politician pursues at any expense and at any consequence – their re-election.

Before these sycophantic plague bearers venture forth to save us with their promised solutions, perhaps it would be wise to remember the capitalistic maxim: caveat emptor. You are going to get what you paid for with your vote. Can you at least not whine about it when you get it!